iphoneicarly:

only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))

(via loki-godofsex)

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

(via pizza)

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

(via loki-godofsex)

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via loki-godofsex)

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

papersound:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

^^THAT.

(Source: thegreatbigquestionmark, via loki-godofsex)

frostingpeetaswounds:

liam didn’t choose the thug life

the thug life chose him

iwillbebackintenyears:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

sassy fuckers

(via dancinginthesolarsystem)

xeverdeen:

dorks-nerds-and-losers-anonymous:

xeverdeen:

i’ll buy tumblr for 3.28$ its all i have  

and i will out bid you with 4 dollars and 36 cents and to make sure i win i will also chip in a piece of juicy fruit

do u think this is a fuckin joke

graphite-handed:

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

And then there’s Rose and Tentoo snogging in the background.

kaerngillan:

basically the entire fandom right then

(Source: -everdeen, via graphite-handed)